The Federal Aristocratic Kingdom of New Tarajan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Friederick Wilhelm II Van Vinkel with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 25.727 billion Tarajani have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tarajani economy, worth a remarkable 3,267 trillion Prands a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,997 Prands, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Tarajani flag qualifies you for citizenship, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good", and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Tarajan's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jahanism.

New Tarajan is ranked 96,586^th in the world and 10^th in Esamir for Safest, scoring 83.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.